Trump Laments Lack Of Black Trans Muslim Immigrant Women Candidates To Replace RBG

“If possible I’d also like the trans immigrant Muslim woman of color to be Jewish, too,” he added, “just like Justice Ginsburg. Jews make good judges. I like Jews.”

Washington, September 22 – The President of the United States made note of what he called the unfortunate fact that few, if any, qualified judges to replace a recently-deceased Supreme Court justice exist who meet all the identity-group criteria that he seeks in a nominee, specifically that the nominee be a transgender woman of color who was born in another country and practices Islam.

At a White House press conference Tuesday, Donald Trump called the lack of such candidates within the federal judicial system to succeed Ruth Bader-Ginsburg a glaring omission, and vowed to redouble his administration’s efforts to identify and nominate a trans woman immigrant Muslim of color. The president also expressed hope that Democrats in the Senate will refrain from obstructing approval of such an appointment before Election Day.

“I intend to continue my search for the proper candidate to replace Justice Ginsburg,” sated Trump. “Believe me, she was a tough act to follow. A strong woman. I like strong women. I’ve married several. But I guarantee, I’m going to keep looking for a Black trans immigrant Muslim to nominate. If anyone knows any qualified judges, let my administration know and we’ll vet them. We’ll vet like no one has vetted before. I have the best vetting personnel.”

“If possible I’d also like the trans immigrant Muslim woman of color to be Jewish, too,” he added, “just like Justice Ginsburg. Jews make good judges. I like Jews. Not a lot of people know this, but I like Jews. I’ve picked like a million of them for top jobs. Other presidents nominated Jews, too, but not as many as I did. I nominate the most Jews. I’m just the best at nominating Jews.”

The president also warned Senate Democrats against sabotaging Justice Ginsburg’s replacement nomination. “I hear a lot of talk, a lot of talk, you know, about the political opposition trying to disrupt the process the Constitution established for presidential nominees,” he cautioned. “I’m a very smart guy, I promise, but I haven’t figured out why the Democrats would want to stop me from adding someone to the Supreme Court that they spend so much time touting as being on their team. A trans Muslim woman immigrant of color? It’s an identity-politics wet dream. It’s puzzling. Just puzzling. I mean, I got no problem with it, because it showcases their, what do you call it, their hypocrisy on the whole what’s his name – you know, I don’t have a TelePrompTer like Sleepy Joe Biden does, to remind me of little details that escape me while I’m in front of a camera, just so you remember that. Garland. That’s the guy. Hypocrisy. They just flipped their position on the legitimacy of a late-term nomination. As if they’d ever flip their position on late-term abortion the way the voters want.”

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