PreOccupied Territory The News In Advance. Barely.

"More or less guaranteed ten men will show, not least because Home Front Command has barred gathering anywhere outside bomb shelters."

Insistence that he is "not suicidal" - as if he is important enough to target - was the last straw.

"Who needs a shadkhan when you've got mutual existential dread and a working generator?"

by Chief Rabbi Kalman Ber

"The competence and concern for citizenry smacks suspiciously of Zionism."

"After years of the same headlines, why keep printing new ones?"

"Upset about their own government? I strongly suspect it's a Zionist op."

Community members believe no jury would convict.

Why chase phantom graves when real ones can be arranged?

"We're not against innovation," one father said. "Israelis love tech."