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Ancient Jews Conspired To Legitimize Modern Settlements

Ancient Jews Conspired To Legitimize Modern Settlements

Shiloh, Occupied West Bank, December 24 – Archaeologists have unearthed a vast conspiratorial effort by ancient Israelites to make Jews living in Palestine 3,000 years later look indigenous, scholars are reporting. Over the last century and a half, diggers have ...

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Messiah Thwarted By Lone Jew Violating Sabbath

Messiah Thwarted By Lone Jew Violating Sabbath

An attempt to fulfill the millennia-old dream of ushering in the messianic age by having all Jews observe a single Sabbath was spoiled this Saturday by Morty Hope, a 41-year-old Jew from Anchorage, Alaska, who violated the holy day by ...

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Man Unsure Whether Israel Like Hitler Or Hitler Was Right

Man Unsure Whether Israel Like Hitler Or Hitler Was Right

Alexandria, Egypt, August 31 – Mohammad El-Bir is your typical blue-collar Egyptian: struggling economically, hoping for political stability, and certain that Israel is the chief cause of the world’s problems. Pictures of the recent carnage in the Gaza Strip, however, ...

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Rabbi Shimon Bar Yochai Disgusted By Marshmallows

Rabbi Shimon Bar Yochai Disgusted By Marshmallows

 Meron, Israel, May 19 – The morning after the annual bonfire festivities in honor of Rabbi Shimon Bar Yochai, the revered second-century sage expressed revulsion at the practice of using the bonfire flames to roast, Lord help us, marshmallows. Hundreds ...

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Heavenly Bodies Still Adjusting To Heliocentrism

Heavenly Bodies Still Adjusting To Heliocentrism

The orbits of the planets were originally described as circular, but in the last few centuries they have shifted to more elliptical paths, indicating an ongoing adjustment to the cosmic changes. The Milky Way, October 15 – It has been ...

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Europe Running Out Of Jewish Tombstones To Deface

Europe Running Out Of Jewish Tombstones To Deface

Tatabanya, Hungary, March 18 – Antisemitic vandals spray-painted swastikas and slogans all over the Jewish cemetery here last week, stoking worries among Europe’s far-right leadership that they face a looming shortage of such sites to deface. The desecration highlights the ...

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