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Mossad Infecting 72 Virgins With STDs

Mossad Infecting 72 Virgins With STDs

“Brilliant, if evil. Stereotypical, I would say.” Paradise, March 16 – Heavenly sources are reporting that Israeli agents have infiltrated the Supernal Realm and are spreading venereal diseases among the virgins allotted to Islamic martyrs. Archangel Jibril told journalists that ...

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Amnesty: Meals In Israeli Jails Contain Gluten

Amnesty: Meals In Israeli Jails Contain Gluten

Jewish prisoners, in discriminatory fashion, are provided with mostly grain-free meals for a week or so every spring. New York, February 27 – A leading organization advocating for political rights and against mistreatment of political detainees has criticized Israel for ...

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Hamas Accuses Israel Of Stockpiling Civilians

Hamas Accuses Israel Of Stockpiling Civilians

“The Islamic Resistance will continue to strike at this vital Zionist resource.” Gaza City, February 22 – The Islamist Hamas movement unleashed a new round of criticism at Israel today, accusing the Jewish state of amassing over eight million civilians. ...

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