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Oh, I Thought You Meant Freedom Of OPpress. My Bad.

By Mahmoud Abbas, President, Palestinian Authority So you know how I’ve been ordering my underlings to shut down media that challenge my policies or legitimacy, and have imprisoned journalists for exposing the corruption, incompetence, and stupidity of my administration? Well, ...

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Some Of My Best Friends Are Antisemitic

Some Of My Best Friends Are Antisemitic

What you want to do is attract the closet antisemites and give them enough plausible deniability. Jack, this is just amateurish. No one goes for old-fashioned antisemitism anymore. It’s one thing to couch your Jew-hatred in terms of Zionism; we ...

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No, You May Not Show Intolerance During Tolerance Class

No, You May Not Show Intolerance During Tolerance Class

Leaving Marcia alone means you accept her being different from you, even though she never takes a bath. We call that part of pluralism “tolerance.” Hello, everyone. Settle down, please. Today we’re going to talk about pluralism. Pluralism means wanting ...

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Gandhi Was A Wimp

Gandhi Was A Wimp

By Mustafa Massikr, Hamas activist I love it. I get to kill women and children in their beds, and the world supports me! For me, it’s never been about freedom for Palestine. Those little kids don’t know a thing about ...

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