"This will be an even bigger success than the tariffs."
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Plankton Prays It Decays Into Gas Under Israeli Waters, Not Failed State Lebanon
“We have standards."
Read More »Man Picked Wrong Time To Launch Boat Rental Business In Strait Of Hormuz
Working slogan: "Get a different view of the floating mines!”
Read More »Iraqi Official Denies Israel Set Up Base In His Bedroom
Opposition lawmakers in Baghdad demanded an immediate investigation.
Read More »Iran Threatens To Cut Off Persian Gulf States’ Supply Of Slave Labor
The sheikhs will have to vacuum their own Bentleys.
Read More »Oil Glut Forces Iran To Store Excess In Your Mom
Estimates suggest she can absorb an additional 18–22 million barrels before reaching critical saturation.
Read More »Iran Still Hoping Putin Might Interrupt ‘3-Day Special Ukraine Operation’ To Aid Them
Russian tanks, advanced air defenses, or a major diversionary front will materialize soon, just you wait.
Read More »Tehran Bachelor Boasts ‘8-Figure Salary’ On Match.com, But It’s Iranian Rials
“It means you can almost afford the yogurt with the good bacteria.”
Read More »Iran Regime Leadership Still More Secure Than Knicks Coaches
"Nor, thanks to Allah, have we approached anywhere near the degraded turnover rate of NY Yankees managers under George Steinbrenner."
Read More »Regime Supporters: Iran Has Weapons So Secret, Their Effects Are Undetectable
"You can't be too careful. Disbelieving the claims would also be Islamophobic."
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