PreOccupied Territory The News In Advance. Barely.

Dramatic images of locals clinging to departing American aircraft, only to fall to their inevitable deaths, will not form a part of the story.

"The Nazis also poisoned their victims in the gas chambers, but they didn't kill nearly as many."

The 5,783rd consecutive year of documented human history that not a single person has been killed at a Palestinian Pride event.

An earlier phenomenon saw Iranians inquiring about finding passage out of the country in shipments to Russia of attack drones.

"Will the reporters believe what they see in the dry streets, or their need to amplify our cause?"

One of the central criticisms of European Union bureaucracy is its built-in inefficiencies.

Israel aims to broadcast its interest in stability and humiliate the two main Palestinian factions.

"Those Zionists still do not know what hit them."

Sucking the goodness out of the land for the sake of the foreign home country where they really belong, which presumably means Iraq? Yemen?

"The defensiveness born of the whole world knowing you have a small penis."