"I'll have to ask my off-the-derekh friend abou- I mean, if I had any off-the-derekh friends, I could ask them about it.”
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NGOs: Israelites’ Mass Slaughter Of Quail ‘Ecological Terrorism’
"Also they raped us with the bird carcasses and turned us into newts."
Read More »Spike In Cholent Orders Signals Imminent Major Psak
Sources confirm: when the vats start bubbling after midnight in Jerusalem and Bnei Brak, something big is in the works.
Read More »‘Critical Thinker’ Oddly Uncritical of Cartoonish Gaza Genocide Claims
He continues to identify as a committed evidence-based thinker free of dogma.
Read More »X Demonetizes New Testament: ‘Excessive Aggregation’ Of Jewish Scriptures, Greek Philosophy
Church officials condemned the decision as “digital martyrdom 2.0.”
Read More »Man Seeks Rabbinic Ruling That Neighbor A Putz
"Is habitual inconsiderateness a din de’oraisa or just a very strong chumra?"
Read More »Live-Action ‘Chad Gadya’ Perhaps Not Dad’s Best Idea
“The allegory was perfect until the allegory started eating the upholstery.”
Read More »Family Obviously Fake Jews Because Haggadah Not Wine-Stained, Wrinkled
"This seems... off."
Read More »Synagogue In Bomb Shelter Omits Blessing For Peace, Hopes War Sustains Attendance
"More or less guaranteed ten men will show, not least because Home Front Command has barred gathering anywhere outside bomb shelters."
Read More »Neighbors Bludgeon Woman To Death; Boasted Home Already Clean For Passover
Community members believe no jury would convict.
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