This set of Hakafot will end around December 20, when the congregation will go home, and, the following morning, begin the daytime set.
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Table of Contents Executive Summary (~2–5 tablets)1.1 Purpose and Scope of the Environmental Impact Statement1.2 Synopsis of the Divine Directive and Proposed Action1.3 Summary of Key Impacts on Environmental, Covenantal, and Thicket Resources1.4 Overview of Alternatives to the Proposed Sacrifice1.5 ...
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