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Even among those not familiar with the provenance of the melodies, that something had gone wrong.

The workload has forced staffing changes.

If the congregation ran a poll, he would rank fifth among the four regular chazzanim.

"I wish I'd had this function while etching the Tablets," remarked the foremost of the prophets. "The first set ended up crashing."

"I don’t even have a proper education beyond religious seminars.”

He has never, in the intervening years, wondered whether other, more sophisticated ideas exist that might have been too complex for preschoolers.

“Turns out the free tier includes fifteen-second unskippable ads every four minutes."

"Tunes weren't composed just so you could show off how strong your voice is, or how uncurious you are about the right way to sing them."

"It's going to be harder now to institute the changes the younger people want, including limiting the Mi Shebeirachs."

At least six attendees attempted, in vain, to direct the Rabbi's attention to the wall clock behind him.