PreOccupied Territory The News In Advance. Barely.

Ever-more-explicit irritation among once-stalwart allies that Palestinians do nothing but whine and demand priority.

"What did those windows and window treatments ever do to Israel?"

"I hear it's got this Jewish Space Laser that just blasts planets into little bits of rock."

They've gotten so practiced that even Palestinian emergency medical personnel get misled.

Abbas’s contention that bullets do not grow on trees belies the truth that Palestinian-governed areas are awash with firearms and ammunition. Ramallah, April 16 – The President of the Palestinian Authority bowed to mounting international pressure today and issued a ...

The mob dispersed and its former participants returned to their previous activities atop the sacred plateau, such as soccer, jump-rope, tag, and relay races.

“We must adapt to the changing face of the threat.” Tel Aviv, March 16 – Israeli security officials disclosed today that they are considering modifications to the robust defense mechanisms against terrorism to account for the increased use of minors ...

“They didn’t have to kill thousands of people who were going to kill them. They could have shot them in the leg.” Brighton, March 7 – Anti-Israel activists cited the sacred Hebrew text at the heart of today’s observance of ...

He  cited Qaraqe’s devotion to soccer as a way to get you to see him as less monstrous, and, perhaps eventually, to see him not as a murderer at all, because Palestinians are automatically snowflake princesses. Ramallah, February 22 – An ...

Authentic Palestinian interests are even more anti-Israel than wanting all Israelis violently dead. New York, February 13 – Online warriors campaigning for the Palestinian cause have concluded that the elected government of Palestinians, which pays lifetime stipends to the perpetrators – ...