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Feed SubscriptionDesperate Pro-Hamas Propagandists Resort To Looney Tunes Clips As Evidence Of IDF Atrocities
A logical extension of the cartoonish accusations against Israel.
Read More »Iran Air Defense Hacked Again, Rickrolled
Only to have the system speakers launch into the characteristic opening drum sequence of Never Gonna Give You Up.
Read More »Dolphin That Snagged Greta’s Thrown-Overboard iPhone Disturbed At Content
The pod shared a sense of relief at having caught only those two phones.
Read More »Gaza Resident Develops Makeshift Weapon To End War: White Flag
"Optimally, you want to deploy it from a commanding vantage point so direct exposure to it affects the maximum area of the battle zone."
Read More »Fearing Israeli Strikes, Ayatollah Clears Space In Deep Bunker For Goat Porn Collection
Morale has taken more than a decade to recover from a 2014 episode that saw Israeli agents steal the Ayatollah's entire tentacle porn archive.
Read More »Hamas Insists Any Ceasefire Must Include ‘Hamas Totally Didn’t Lose’ Proviso
"It might look like Israeli actions somehow forced Hamas into this position, where it looks weakened."
Read More »Israel To Force Released Prisoners To Thank Them For Screening Of Last 3 Star Wars Films
The statement will also include the assertion that Episodes 7-9 are superior to 1-3. Ofer Prison, May 4 – Taking a page from the Hamas public relations playbook, the next exchange of incarcerated Palestinians as part any upcoming hostage deal ...
Read More »Ayatollahs Blame Israel Destroying Gaza Tunnels For Tehran Sinking Into Emptying Aquifer
Tehran's subsidence exceeds the normal rate for a metropolis of its size by six hundred percent.
Read More »Israel Issues Photos Of Bombed Teslas In Gaza, Gains 99% Democrat Support
Comments such as "This is what our military aid to Israel should be used for."
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