"Our friends in Gaza tell us that Israel has massacred hundreds of thousands of innocent pregnant animal journalists."
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Feed SubscriptionPalestinian Victory Brought Closer By Yelling ‘Go Back To Poland!’ At Iranian-Born Israeli
"That Khazar doesn't belong anywhere but in Poland, or Russia, or wherever it is Jews really come from."
Read More »Hamas Cross-Dresser FINALLY Picked For Dress-As-Woman-To-Plant-IED Mission
"I know the shoes don't matter for a getup like this, but I have just the pair in mind."
Read More »Terrorist Hiding Behind Civilians Taunts IDF To ‘Come Fight Like Real Men’
"You're afraid!"
Read More »Venezuela Cartel Suddenly All Journalists, Humanitarian Workers
Just as every dead Hamas or Hezbollah fighter became a pregnant child journalist aid worker in NGO reports.
Read More »Hamas Assures Gazans It Worth It To Suffer, Die For Islamist Vision That Will Never Materialize
The two million suffering people of the Gaza Strip need only wait an eternity.
Read More »Mounting Casualties May Force Hamas To Use Adult Fighters
"We are running out of front-line children."
Read More »IDF’s Biggest PR Hurdle In Planned Assault: ‘Experts’ Who Can’t Distinguish Gaza Strip, City
"We're talking about people who don't realize there's a difference between the West Bank and the Gaza Strip to begin with."
Read More »Assassin Infiltrates Israel, Sees How Much Better It Is Than Iran, Abandons Mission
"What's the point of advancing the agenda of the Islamic Revolution if it can't deliver the goods the way Zionism has?"
Read More »IDF Stockpile Of Challah Rolls Might Be Insufficient To Thwart Another Greta Flotilla
They only have stockpiles of the standard Israeli roll somewhere between a hot dog bun, only denser, and a baguette, only softer and smoother.
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