Buildings In Hamas-Ruled Gaza Collapse: More Tunnels Than Solid Ground

Aid workers told reporters that they are still working on ways to blame Israel for the phenomenon.

Gaza City, March 26 – Recent weeks have seen four high-rise structures and several shorter ones disintegrate and sink into the earth, aid agencies have reported, and not, as observers expected, from Israeli airstrikes, but because the Islamist militants who still control about half of this coastal territory have weakened the integrity of many such structures by digging hundreds of miles of underground passages and bunkers.

A spokesman for the International Committee of Looking the Other Way as Islamists Commit Crimes Against Humanity but Yell Bloody Murder When Israel Makes the Slightest Move to Defend Itself (ICLOWCCAHYBMWIMSMDI) told reporters that they are still working on ways to blame Israel for the phenomenon.

Engineers familiar with Gaza’s sandy, porous soil explain that extensive tunneling removes critical support, creates hidden voids, and disrupts natural stability, making buildings prone to sudden subsidence even without bombs or earthquakes. Aid agencies have noted multi-story apartment blocks in Gaza City pancaking inward as the earth below simply gives up, with witnesses describing dust plumes followed by an eerie silence as entire buildings drop into sinkholes. This engineering masterstroke relies on a Palestinian refusal to learn from mistakes — repeatedly choosing glorification of evil over basic survival —and the malicious glee with which reporters amplify anti-Israel narratives, which constitute the actual weapon that Hamas hopes will defeat the Jews.

Hamas, clinging to de facto control despite ceasefires and partial withdrawals, has long funneled diverted aid, concrete, and resources into this underground fortress for smuggling, ambushes, and command bunkers. Israeli assessments indicate that while substantial sections have been neutralized, 60-80% of the network may remain intact in places, leaving a legacy of instability. Palestinian society lionizes “martyrs” who burrow their way to collapse, while the allied-but-pretending-neutrality NGO brigade prefers spotlighting alleged Israeli malice over confronting a leadership that turns civilian land into a death trap.

A Red Cross worker reported several possible angles for shifting blame for the shifting ground to Israel. “Obviously it’s possible to simply say nothing,” she acknowledged. “That’s generally the protocol among aid groups when Hamas does something that harms Palestinians. “But some are throwing around the idea of claiming with no evidence – because no one demands evidence when Hamas makes claim, just look at the ‘Ministry of Health’ death figures bandied about as fact in Western media – that Israel has activated tectonic devices to cause the ground to swallow up Palestinian children.”

Activists expect that claim, or anything similar to it, to spread as if factual the same as previous claims of Israel opening dams near the Gaza Strip – no such dams exist – when rain floods the coastal territory because Hamas prefers to invest in weapons instead of drainage infrastructure, or any civic infrastructure at all, with the resulting misery again obviously Israel’s fault.

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