"They're going to need a much more impressive collection of DVDs before anyone takes them seriously."
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Conservatives Ditch Israeli Wedding: DJ Omitted Macarena, Cotton-Eye Joe
"This is basically Reform. I doubt it's even halakhically valid.”
Read More »We Wasted Precious Cuban Resources On That Hasan Piker Idiot?
By Raúl Uribe, Deputy Minister of Ideological Facepalms
Read More »IDF Deploys Rednecks With Shotguns, Neutralizes Hezbollah Drone Threat
Hezbollah called the new measure “toothless,” unaware of how how right and wrong they were at the same time.
Read More »Islamist Voters Somehow Making Hell Even Worse
An impressed Lucifer could mutter only, "Damn. Literally."
Read More »Man Picked Wrong Time To Launch Boat Rental Business In Strait Of Hormuz
Working slogan: "Get a different view of the floating mines!”
Read More »NGOs: Israelites’ Mass Slaughter Of Quail ‘Ecological Terrorism’
"Also they raped us with the bird carcasses and turned us into newts."
Read More »Texas Dem’s ‘Put Zionists In Camps’ Intrigues Jewish Parents Facing Summer Camp Costs
"Bunk beds, three meals a day, arts and crafts with a political theme, about Zionism? Sign me up."
Read More »Gaza Approves Pride Parade Route Up To Rooftop
Event slogan: Visibility ̶o̶r̶ then Bust.
Read More »Perhaps Livestreaming My Attempt To Infiltrate Israel Was A Bad Idea
By Ahmed Khalil, Activist and Content Creator
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