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Jesus Agrees Beatles More Popular

Jesus Agrees Beatles More Popular

“You do Me no favors by showcasing your insecurity over the observations of a celebrity.” Jerusalem, August 16 – Jesus Christ, son of God, the Prince of Peace, King of the Jews, Messiah and Savior, shrugged His shoulders today and ...

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Still 0 Confirmed Attending Gaza SlutWalk Event

Still 0 Confirmed Attending Gaza SlutWalk Event

“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” stated a burkha-clad woman shooting fearful looks at her husband. “Please go away.” Gaza City, August 15 – Two weeks after activists posted a scheduled demonstration on behalf of women’s rights and against ...

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Wow! May I Ask What Ethnic Cleanser You Use?

Wow! May I Ask What Ethnic Cleanser You Use?

By Bashar Assad, President, Syrian Arab Republic Damascus, August 13 – I must admit I’m impressed by the thoroughness of your work. It’s pristine! You have to tell me – what ethnic cleanser do you use? I’ve seen the campaigns ...

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