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‘Original’ Sin Actually Quite Derivative

‘Original’ Sin Actually Quite Derivative

“Been there, done that.” Jerusalem, May 23 – Scholars of religion have discovered that what many adherents of religious faith call “Original” Sin in fact represents a phenomenon that existed well before the Sin’s ostensible beginnings. Religious historians and theologians ...

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Melania Wears Regev’s Jerusalem Dress To Riyadh

Melania Wears Regev’s Jerusalem Dress To Riyadh

Saudi officials denied knowledge of the dress. Riyadh, May 21 – First Lady Melania Trump turned heads and sent tongues wagging as she and President Trump departed for Saudi Arabia, first by announcing she would not cover her hair, and ...

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Popular New ‘Barghouti Diet’ Ignores Calories Eaten In Secret

Popular New ‘Barghouti Diet’ Ignores Calories Eaten In Secret

The eat-all-the-junk-food-you-want-as-long-as-you-think-nobody-is-looking diet is the latest thing. Savyon, May 17 – Trendy Israelis have begun to embrace a new regimen for controlling food intake, inspired by the discipline of a prominent Palestinian prisoner, that only reckons calories from food not ...

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Trump To Assure Netanyahu Of His Penis Size

Trump To Assure Netanyahu Of His Penis Size

The president will thus seek to establish dominance in the interaction via the move, signaling his greater masculinity. Washington, May 17 – Aides to US President Donald Trump informed reporters today that when he meets Israeli Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu ...

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