Who do those Iranians think they are, anyway?
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Feed SubscriptionColumbia Student Would Rally For Iranians, But Busy That Day Whenever It Is
"I’m booked solid disrupting a Hillel event. Priorities, you know?”
Read More »Probe Identifies 2 Haaretz Writers *Not* On Qatari Payroll
"These two are ruining it for everyone."
Read More »Moses Grateful For Copy-Paste When Writing Tribal-Prince Offerings Portion
"I wish I'd had this function while etching the Tablets," remarked the foremost of the prophets. "The first set ended up crashing."
Read More »You Mean You Can Just… *Not* Be A Genocidal Antisemite?
by Cenk Uygur, Host and Co-Founder, The Young Turks
Read More »Draft Dodger Dodges Police — IDF Sees Commando Potential
"He has stealth, he has speed, he had an exit strategy, he had situational awareness."
Read More »Israeli Left Scratches Maduro From Shortlist Of Electoral Saviors
"Who's left? Literally?"
Read More »Regime Dismisses ‘Death To The Dictator’ as ‘Let’s Go Brandon’
"It's just a stutter," insisted President Masoud Pezeshkian. "The biggest scandal anyone can point to is a tan suit."
Read More »US Planners Nix Plan To Hold Khamenei In Mamdani’s NYC Lest He Become Radicalized
Planners have also vetoed Chicago, worried the peaceful city will become a chaotic hellscape of gangland violence.
Read More »Israelis Returning From Far-Flung Places Abroad Report Far-Flung Places Full Of Israelis
Solitude is apparently not on the menu.
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