The excision necessitated the removal of some surrounding brain tissue from the host, but he wasn't using it anyway.
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Feed SubscriptionBeggar Scores Low On TripAdvisor: ‘Rude Service, No Wi-Fi, Would Not Recommend’
"I'm not begging, I'm curating an experience,"
Read More »So Cute: You Think UNRWA Rice Bags Are For Rice And Not Weapons
by Philippe Lazzarini, Commissioner-General
Read More »Beirut’s Plan To Disarm Hezbollah: Wait For Israel To Do It
Each wave conveniently clears inventory without Beirut needing to lift a finger or risk internal fracture.
Read More »Cesspool Offended At Comparison To Knesset
"At least a cesspool performs an essential public service."
Read More »IRGC Struggles To Counter US Plan To Release 30-50 Feral Hogs
The effort highlights the challenges of countering low-tech, high-chaos tactics in a high-steaks environment.
Read More »Chazzan Tries To Sneak One Pop Tune Too Many Into Liturgy
Even among those not familiar with the provenance of the melodies, that something had gone wrong.
Read More »Netanyahu-Trump Relationship Almost At Point Where Bibi May Allow US Some Independence
But if too many USS Liberty memes get shared online, Israel will shorten the leash again.
Read More »Official Admits Light Rail ‘Test’ Actually Test Of Citizen Gullibility That Anything Progressing
The current exercise calibrates the precise dosage of intermittent visibility required to sustain belief in eventual service without triggering mass demands for accountability.
Read More »We Lebanese Reject All Foreign Interference, Courtesy Of Iranian, Qatari, and Saudi Patrons
We pursue only Lebanese interests, as defined by Iran, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, and occasionally France.
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