"Never once did it occur to me to check IDs, or foreskins, at the door. Am I supposed to be doing that?"
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It’s A Tough Job, Raping Virgin Girls So They Don’t Get Into Jannah After Execution, But Someone’s Gotta Do It
by Kasaafat Bisharaf, Basij enforcer
Read More »Israel’s Enemies Pivot Entirely To A.I. Image Realm, Where At Least They Can Look Like They’re Winning
Millions of shares across sympathetic platforms before fact-checkers can even load the page.
Read More »Party Of Anti-Zionist Atheists Pray To God They Meet Electoral Threshold
pragmatism appears to be overtaking principle.
Read More »Regime Supporters: Iran Has Weapons So Secret, Their Effects Are Undetectable
"You can't be too careful. Disbelieving the claims would also be Islamophobic."
Read More »Synagogue In Bomb Shelter Omits Blessing For Peace, Hopes War Sustains Attendance
"More or less guaranteed ten men will show, not least because Home Front Command has barred gathering anywhere outside bomb shelters."
Read More »Anti-Israel Podcaster’s Inflated Sense Of Self-Importance Breaches HOA Limits
Insistence that he is "not suicidal" - as if he is important enough to target - was the last straw.
Read More »Matchmakers Close Down As Israelis Find Love In Communal Bomb Shelters
"Who needs a shadkhan when you've got mutual existential dread and a working generator?"
Read More »You Idiots Killed All The Gaza Children And Now We Have No Blood For The Matza
by Chief Rabbi Kalman Ber
Read More »Pakistan Alarmed That India May Deploy Non-Open-Sewer Technology
"The competence and concern for citizenry smacks suspiciously of Zionism."
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