“It means you can almost afford the yogurt with the good bacteria.”
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Live-Action ‘Chad Gadya’ Perhaps Not Dad’s Best Idea
“The allegory was perfect until the allegory started eating the upholstery.”
Read More »‘Bibi Is Dead’ Slop Complicates Mamdani Vow To Arrest Bibi
He might revise it to a promise to arrest Netanyahu's corpse.
Read More »Iran Missiles The Only Way To Demolish Tel Aviv Bus Station Amid Impossible Red Tape
The concrete abomination has withstood every conceivable ordinance short of actual ordnance.
Read More »Year 2096: Weird How Everyone’s Grandparent Was In The Resistance, None In The Basij
by Reza Mashadi, amateur historian, Federal Republic of Iran
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Aid workers told reporters that they are still working on ways to blame Israel for the phenomenon.
Read More »War Actually Bibi Plot To Get Tel Aviv Leftists Killed By Iran Missiles
Iran’s Foreign Ministry stopped short of denying its missiles’ utility in Israeli domestic score-settling.
Read More »Iran Regime Leadership Still More Secure Than Knicks Coaches
"Nor, thanks to Allah, have we approached anywhere near the degraded turnover rate of NY Yankees managers under George Steinbrenner."
Read More »Family Obviously Fake Jews Because Haggadah Not Wine-Stained, Wrinkled
"This seems... off."
Read More »New Oscar Category Created To Honor Candace Owens: Best Portrayal Of Psychosis
"Opera can't compete with this."
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