PreOccupied Territory The News In Advance. Barely.

"You can't hold us accountable for draft one. That's like criticizing a chef for burning the first pancake."

For regular demonstrators, it represents something close to an existential career crisis.

Nothing matches Gaza’s emotional ROI, or inherent potential to mobilize antisemites, but its appeal still fades.

The workload has forced staffing changes.

The boats will ride the waves created by all the icebergs that have already melted because climate alarmism cannot be wrong.

"The pretzels were covered with sesame seeds instead of salt," shuddered one father. "Who even does that??"

If the congregation ran a poll, he would rank fifth among the four regular chazzanim.

By Mehdi Hassan

The simulated enemies opt for radical tactics such as "not starting unwinnable wars."

Still hungrier than anyone in Gaza.