NGOs urged the public to focus anger exclusively on settler-colonial projects that do not involve a country controlling vital migration routes to Europe.
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Feed SubscriptionHunger Strike For Your Cause: New Diet Plan Turns Political Rage Into Weight Loss
"Political outrage? That's renewable energy."
Read More »Off-Duty IDF Soldiers Perpetrate Genocide Against Case Of Beer
Evidence at the scene suggests that at least one half of the contents of one bottle, drained toward the end of the massacre, spilled onto a table and floor rather than into the mouth of any of the perpetrators.
Read More »Destruction Of Alderaan A Zionist False-Flag To Manufacture Consent For Death Star Operation
"That's also why they killed Uncle Candace Owen and made it look like Imperial stormtroopers did it."
Read More »Just A Few Hours Left Till End Of Dumb Light/Darkness Hanukkah Pap
The occurrence of the festival when nights are longest has invited unimaginative speakers to think themselves poetic by comparing the physical darkness with various negative forces.
Read More »Al Aqsa Sermon To Incite Violence Thwarted By Unskippable Ads
“Turns out the free tier includes fifteen-second unskippable ads every four minutes."
Read More »Maybe If We Boycott Soybeans, Or Something, Israel Will Disappear? I’m Out Of Ideas
by Ayam Bin Khara, Palestine activist
Read More »Human Rights Groups To Israel: Deploy Imperial Stormtroopers in Gaza; ‘Inability to Hit Targets’
Stormtrooper units routinely fire thousands of blaster bolts while registering fewer than eight confirmed, non-plot-critical hits.
Read More »Polls Now Pitting Netanyahu Against Cheeses; ‘More Credible Than Current Rivals’
Parmesan, while outpolling both Gantz and Lapid, fares poorly when pitted against Netanyahu.
Read More »Palestinian Rape-Jewish-Women Strategy Yet To Prove Itself Militarily
But it does sometimes make the men doing it feel powerful.
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