"People might think all us delusionals are just copying her podcast."
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Neighbors Apparently Think Noise Restrictions Optional
Locals wouldn't mind so much if the karaoke performers could carry a tune.
Read More »Angel Delivering Human Praise To God Going Insane From Mispronunciations, Wrong Tunes
"Tunes weren't composed just so you could show off how strong your voice is, or how uncurious you are about the right way to sing them."
Read More »Our Plan To Make Israel-Haters Look Stupid By Just Letting Them Talk Is Proceeding Apace
By Yehuda Thunkett, Mossad Section Chief
Read More »Spiking Sales Of Antisemitic Literature In Arab World At Least Means People Are Reading
Novels, poetry collections, cookbooks, self-help guides, and children’s literature all posted declines ranging from 11 to 37 percent.
Read More »Mass-Incarceration Proponents Tout Data Showing 75% Cut In Crime If All MKs Jailed
The reduction in crime reaches 92% if local government officials are also confined.
Read More »New Superweapon: Brain Implant With Loop Of Teen K-Pop Fans Singing Off-Key, Wrong Lyrics
The system will also interest law enforcement agencies.
Read More »Luke Luck Likes Lakes, Is Arrested By Met Police For Hate Crime
"The case against him is as flimsy and ill-conceived as a cheese tree."
Read More »Broken Credit Card Device Makes Miraculous Recovery When Customer Has No Cash
Observers noted that the proprietor made the same claim about the credit card machine to four customers in a row. Jerusalem, December 2 – A local shopkeeper made an attractive proposal, eyewitnesses reported today, when you sought to buy a ...
Read More »Terrorist Thwarted: Synagogue Service Puts Him To Sleep
"It's going to be harder now to institute the changes the younger people want, including limiting the Mi Shebeirachs."
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