by Sakmi Deek, Hamas fighter
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Blame-Israel Strategy So Far Unsuccessful In Addressing Iran Water Crisis
Despite decades of blaming Israel for the country's ills, the impending exhaustion of Iran's water resources draws ever closer.
Read More »City Councilman Vows 50% Increase In Useless Resolutions
"All we have is bold statements, resolutions, and 'firm commitments' that can never amount to anything."
Read More »Ferris Bueller Hacks Into Hague Courts, ‘Adjusts’ Records On IDF
Footage showed a Caucasian male wearing a leather jacket over a white t-shirt and sweater vest, devastatingly handsome.
Read More »Poll Discovers That If You Redefine ‘Zionism’ As ‘Murdering Puppies,’ 98% Of Jews Oppose It
Simply redefine "Zionism" as something everyone opposes, such as strangling puppies, or microwaving fish in a shared office.
Read More »Tourist-Trap Store Actually Named ‘Going Out Of Business Sale’
Dusk falls over the storefront's flickering "CLOSING FOREVER" sign (now in its eighth year of forever).
Read More »Cloture Fails: Rabbi’s Sermon To Continue
At least six attendees attempted, in vain, to direct the Rabbi's attention to the wall clock behind him.
Read More »Wait, Were We Supposed To Take Care Of The Hostages?
By the International Red Cross and Red Crescent Movement
Read More »Free Version Chosen For Houthi Rocket App; 30-Second Ad Plays Before Launch
"You'd think they could hire some people to develop adequate software for these systems, instead of forcing us to wait forever before we can click on the little x."
Read More »Death Penalty For Terrorists Gains 100% Support If Also Applied To ‘Influencers’
Even legislators traditionally opposed to capital punishment on either political or ideological grounds shifted position.
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