We must do something to demonstrate our worth to the Palestinian cause, such as harassing Jews.
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by Palestinian Islamic Jihad
Read More »Demonizing ‘Zionists’ Allows Me To Engage In Classic Religious Behavior While Pretending Atheism
by Alex Dewitt, BDS Activist
Read More »OK So Maybe I Exaggerated Our ‘War Of Extermination’ Prowess A Little
By Azzam Pasha, Secretary-General, Arab League 1945-1952
Read More »I Pay The Best Bail
By Donald J. Trump, former President of the United States New York, April 10 – It’s been five days since my arraignment, and let me just say – that was the greatest arraignment in the history of arraignments. My indictment ...
Read More »[Insert Progressive Issue] Is A Jewish Value
by Rabbi Jill Jacobs, Truah – The Rabbinic Call for Human Rights New York, March 29 – Democracy. Feminism. Marriage equality. #ItsHerTurn. Mandated pronouns. Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion. Critical Race Theory. Collective reparations. Drag Queen Story Hours. Free Palestine. Net ...
Read More »Why Won’t The Jews Buy All This Blood I’ve Collected?
By Count Dracula Transylvania, March 20 – Passover it just over two weeks away. Those who observe it should be busy preparing their unleavened flatbread. But not a single one has responded to my ad announcing the availability of copious ...
Read More »Palestine Is *The* Issue Of Gravest Concern For Michigan
By Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib (D-MI) Dearborn, March 9 – Here in the Twelfth Congressional District, we have our work cut out for us. This once-prospering, working-class area of Detroit used to boast manufacturing jobs that put the American dream within ...
Read More »Zionism Is Bad Because Nationalism Is Bad But Not Palestinian Nationalism Because Reasons
By Ayama Dumfuq, campus Palestine activist New York, February 27 – To avoid accusations that we anti-Zionists hold antisemitic views, we are forced to claim that we oppose the Jewish State in principle not because we want to deny Jews ...
Read More »I Was Palestinian Like The Iroquois Were ‘New Yorkers’
by Jesus of Nazareth Jerusalem of the Heavens, February 16 – OK, this is a relatively new one. I’ve been called all manner of things, and I’ll be the first to acknowledge no all those things are consistent with “Son ...
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