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Leftist Elite To Create Israeli House Of Lords

Leftist Elite To Create Israeli House Of Lords

“It would not be very progressive of us to simply accept the democratic will of the people – that is not what progressives do.” Tel Aviv, October 27 – A dangerous streak of democratic elections that failed to return the ...

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Knesset Security Gearing Up For 120 Clown Sightings

Knesset Security Gearing Up For 120 Clown Sightings

The ten-dozen-plus clowns are supposed to be there, possibly as a way of keeping them off the streets and frightening even more people – at least that’s what the electorate seems to want. Jerusalem, October 13 – Israel’s parliamentary security ...

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Barak Comeback: Bibi’s Plan To Destroy Left Once And For All

Barak Comeback: Bibi’s Plan To Destroy Left Once And For All

“He’ll lead the party and the entire Left into oblivion for years to come.” Tel Aviv, September 15 – Political analysts are hailing Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu’s latest machinations to weaken the opposition, specifically his engineering of former Prime Minister Ehud ...

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Israeli Democracy Dead For 456,798,746th Time

Israeli Democracy Dead For 456,798,746th Time

The corpse of Israeli democracy had hardly grown cold since the last time Bibi ordered its killing. Jerusalem, September 12 – Experts pronounced the demise of Israeli democracy this week for the 456,798,746th time, a development they directly attribute to ...

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