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No One Wants To Tell Knesset Speaker His Fly Open

No One Wants To Tell Knesset Speaker His Fly Open

“I just couldn’t stay in there,” said a blushing Zehava Gal-On of Meretz. Jerusalem, June 21 – None of Israel’s other 119 parliamentarians want to be the one to inform Knesset Speaker Yuli Edelstein that the zipper of his trousers ...

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Knesset Intelligence Committee Ups Shoe-Theft Allocation

Knesset Intelligence Committee Ups Shoe-Theft Allocation

The theft involves athletic shoes, boots, dress shoes, slippers, sandals, clogs, and those creepy shoes with individual toes. Jerusalem, June 13 – Building on the success of recent operations against anti-Israel agitators, the Israeli legislature’s Intelligence Committee held an emergency ...

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Herzog: Bibi’s Response To Rockets Not Halfhearted Enough

Herzog: Bibi’s Response To Rockets Not Halfhearted Enough

“How can we retain the already-scarce goodwill of the international community if we go defending ourselves at every opportunity?” Tel Aviv, May 27 – Opposition leader Isaac Herzog laced into Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu late Tuesday, saying the premier’s muted ...

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Shipboard Rats Hire Livni As Consultant

Shipboard Rats Hire Livni As Consultant

“Ms. Livni has proved a master at sensing disaster far in advance of our own capabilities, so naturally we invited her on board as a consultant.” Ashdod, May 12 – Seeking advice more expert than their own knowledge and experience, ...

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Palestinians Puzzled Why Israeli Unity Gov’ts Not Violently Divided

Palestinians Puzzled Why Israeli Unity Gov’ts Not Violently Divided

Such discourse has sparked confusion among Palestinians, whose only experience of a unity government to date involves gunfire, bombs, arrests, and trumped-up charges. Ramallah, April 29 – Israeli politics continues to surprise Palestinian observers, researchers say, specifically the unfamiliar practice Israeli ...

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