Activists demanded to put the allegorical Mr. Dumpty back together along with idyllic pre-Israel Palestine. Nabi Salih, February 18 – Activists have uncovered evidence that the series of wires, towers, concrete ramparts, and other obstacles that Israel credits with stopping ...
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“It’s not like we’re rushing to throw our Jew-haters under the bus.” Washington, February 10 – Leading Congressional and White House figures sought to calm fears this week that the government’s adoption of the International Holocaust Remembrance Alliance working definition ...
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Connors could swear we lived through this whole scenario already, and it didn’t turn out well. Punxsutawney, February 2 – Meteorologist Phil Connors acknowledged that the emerging policy of the new presidential administration toward the Islamic Republic of Iran and the ...
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“It feels good to have left the whole era of Fake News behind.” Washington, January 21 – Media personalities and commentators marveled today at the lack of corruption and controversy of the current presidential administration, already more than a thousand ...
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“This takes our practice of making the US and Israeli flags into doormats to the next level.” Tehran, January 12 – A member of a violent mob storming the US Capitol building last week who wielded a flagpole with the ...
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“We have to determine whether harming Jews is simply a positive side-effect of our efforts, or a goal in itself.” Sacramento, December 31 – Stalwarts of forward-leaning politics voiced consternation today at a new dilemma that may force them to ...
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Provisions of the arrangement mandate that the monies cover only US-manufactured products and US-based services. Washington, December 23 – One of the small number of opponents to American funding of Israeli military procurement and development conceded today that her principled ...
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“I suspect we’ll see a Make America Great Again Liberation Organization spring up any day now.” Ramallah, December 14 – Proponents of a cause lost to events decades ago, but who have stubbornly clung to the impossibility of seeing their ...
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“They appear to believe that the veil prevents all and sundry from perceiving them as the antisemites they are.” London, December 3 – One of the few remaining manufacturers of formal garments to cover part of the wearer’s head, out of modesty, privacy, or ...
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The Ayatollah grew to think he established almost a birthright to shape US Iran policy during the Obama administration. Tehran, November 24 – Insider reports emerged today that Iran’s Supreme Leader has admitted he feels let down at the fact that the incoming ...
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