“We’re flummoxed,” admitted lead researcher Adi Loyada. Jerusalem, February 26 – Researchers at the Weizmann Institute of Science voiced bafflement today at the healthy sales of traditional cookies and pastries in honor of the Purim holiday, noting that no one has ...
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Rashlan was convicted of criminally negligent homicide following a 2017 incident. Rosh HaAyin, February 21 – A crane operator whose negligence resulted in the death of an Israeli Jew filed a lawsuit against the Palestinian Authority today after discovering he was ...
Read More »NY Times Writer Exceeds Annual Quota In 2nd Acknowledgment Of Palestinian Fault
It is an observation that only token right-wing op-ed columnist Bret Stephens is allowed to make. New York, February 22 – An editor for the Paper of Record faces potential disciplinary action for going beyond the permitted limit in an ...
Read More »Netanyahu Offered Bribe To Haaretz Publisher To Keep Up Antagonistic Coverage
It aimed at depicting his political rivals as deranged, obsessed, and dangerous, given the affinity between them and Haaretz. Tel Aviv, February 22 – New revelations continued to rock Israel’s political scene today as allegations emerged that the embattled prime ...
Read More »NGOs Monitoring Iran Prisons For Things To Accuse Israel Of Doing
It’s a model that has served human rights groups for quite some time. Evin Prison, February 21 – Activists at some of the world’s leading human rights advocacy organizations have been paying close attention to the atrocities and abuses taking ...
Read More »THIS Will Be The Blog Comment That Solves The Arab-Israeli Conflict
By Dee Luszenal Everyone ready? I’m about to submit a comment on this website, a comment that will once and for all bring the whole Arab-Israeli conflict to an end with its manifest sanity, compelling points, humanity, cogent reasoning, and ...
Read More »Palestinians Threaten Protests Over Having Protests Ignored
“It’s as if our efforts to kill, maim, abuse, and dispossess Jews don’t even exist, leaving only the option of trying to kill, maim, abuse, and dispossess Jews until people notice again.” Ramallah, February 20 – Cumulative frustration at seeing ...
Read More »Oxfam To Recruit Judah After Encounter With Prostitute
Organization executives explained that the incident demonstrated to them his dedication to suppressing coverage of his sexual escapades. Timnah, February 19 – A leading consortium of charities dedicated to fighting poverty in the developing world offered a high-ranking position to ...
Read More »Study Finds Right Distance At Which People Walking Toward Each Other Can Pretend Just Saw Each Other
It would otherwise be followed by weirdness as they continue to walk toward each other but have nothing more to say. Rehovot, February 13 – Researchers at the Weizmann Institute of Science have succeeded in quantifying the maximum distance at ...
Read More »J Street Warns Continued Existence Of Israel Will Cause Antisemitism
Analysts consider the right-wing Israeli government’s likelihood of adopting Mr. Ben-Ami’s proposal low. Washington, February 14 – The director of a lobbying group that bills itself as “pro-Israel, pro-peace” urged the Jewish State to consider dissolving itself to prevent outbreaks ...
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