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The Clintons’ daughter Chelsea was not in the vicinity of the explosion and was not harmed. New York, September 18 – A bomb detonated in Manhattan’s Chelsea neighborhood Saturday, leading Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton to voice her assessment that ...

They wonder what the early-twenty-first-century youth population has against them. Ur, September 18 – Residents of this Mesopotamian city-state admitted consternation today over the common use of their location’s name in online communication, most commonly when teens and other young ...

By Carly Morrison, Feminist Activist

By Ann Coulter It upsets me, to put it mildly, that every Republican candidate in this debate, without exception, felt it necessary to proclaim their commitment to Israel’s security, as if the issue carries such electoral importance in a country where ...

“He’ll lead the party and the entire Left into oblivion for years to come.” Tel Aviv, September 15 – Political analysts are hailing Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu’s latest machinations to weaken the opposition, specifically his engineering of former Prime Minister Ehud ...

The facility gets few visitors, as it has a limited budget to advertise its activities, and that traffic is mostly walk-ins looking for a bathroom. Jerusalem, September 15 – Passersby and workers in the downtown area of Israel’s capital have ...

“This is a good look for him. The whole melanin-reduction treatment really brings out his eyes.” Florence, September 15 – Jesus Christ voiced satisfaction today that he had undergone procedures to reduce the activity of pigment-producing cells in his skin ...

Competing against Israel or Israeli athletes is taboo, lest doing so grant legitimacy to the Jewish State. Algiers, September 14 – Sports officials in Arab and Muslim countries hostile to Israel voiced consternation today at the possibility that the International ...

It was understandable the president thought that’s what we do, considering how everything has been handled with Iran. Washington, September 14 – White House officials told reporters today that President Obama was taken aback at discovering that the ten-year, thirty-eight-billion-dollar military ...

The agent has a history of vigilante and maverick behavior, but his skills, personal contacts, and resourcefulness remain unmatched. New York, September 13 – Senior commanders in Israel’s secret intelligence service voiced frustration and anger yesterday with an operative who ...