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Israeli Democracy Dead For 456,798,746th Time

Israeli Democracy Dead For 456,798,746th Time

The corpse of Israeli democracy had hardly grown cold since the last time Bibi ordered its killing. Jerusalem, September 12 – Experts pronounced the demise of Israeli democracy this week for the 456,798,746th time, a development they directly attribute to ...

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Palestinian Candy Vendors Remember Good Times Of 9/11

Palestinian Candy Vendors Remember Good Times Of 9/11

“We were like dreamers,” recalled Shad-Din Froideh, 77. Ramallah, September 11 – Purveyors of sweets in the Palestinian territories are recalling with fondness the booming sales they enjoyed following the attacks on the World Trade Center and Pentagon fifteen years ...

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Whew. We Almost Had Actual Elections There For A Moment

Whew. We Almost Had Actual Elections There For A Moment

By Mahmoud Abbas, President, Palestinian Authority It’s been more than ten years since the last time local elections were held in the Palestinian Authority, and we just got dangerously close to having them happen again. That won’t do. Nothing that ...

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Workers At Ministry Of NSFW Forced To Work From Home

Workers At Ministry Of NSFW Forced To Work From Home

“I can’t even get my staff together in one room, let alone hold a meeting with different groups.” complained a section supervisor. Jerusalem, September 7 – Employees at the government ministry handling all not-safe-for-work materials on the internet remain unable ...

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