“It goes against everything Western society stands for, to discriminate against Muslims like that,” he said of Trump’s proposal. Cannes, August 24 – A country where ten separate municipalities have enacted a prohibition against attire traditionally worn by Muslim women ...
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By Awad Shukri, stabber Being in Hell has its drawbacks, as you can well imagine. Beyond not getting seventy-two virgins, I experience the profound and abiding eternal torment of shame for my hideous choices in the material world. It’s no picnic. ...
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“If the government can plausibly claim there are no Arabs here, they have a convenient pretext to exclude Arabs from all the workings of government.” Jerusalem, August 23 – Legislators from the Joint List political alliance of Arab parties in the ...
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The president believes it could have happened faster with cooperation of Congressional Republicans in legalizing Iran’s nuclear weapons program. Washington, August 22 – US President Barack Obama voiced frustration this morning at his administration’s apparent inability to hand over hegemony in ...
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Moses descended from the mountain and beheld the uncontrolled passion with which the masses were dancing about the idol they had adopted. Horeb, July 10 – The leader of the Israelites returned from atop Mount Sinai this morning to find ...
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Julius Streicher, a columnist for Haaretz, checked into Ichilov Hospital in Tel Aviv this morning. Tel Aviv, August 21 – A reporter for Israel’s only broadsheet daily newspaper underwent surgery today to repair a hernia that occurred as a result ...
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No serious mishaps have occurred as a result of the incessant update requests, but that remains a matter of time. Near Ashkelon, August 21 – Operators of Israel’s revolutionary missile interceptor system expressed cumulative annoyance today after countless months of ...
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“He’s been sitting on this thing forever,” said one staffer. Washington, August 18 – Sources close to US President Barack Obama reported today that immediately after returning to private life, the president intends to finally lay to rest questions of his ...
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By Ashraf Hakimi, Students for Justice in Palestine I’ve had enough of pro-Israel propagandists harming the Palestinian Muslim cause by taking my exact words, in context, and making them public, which results in people considering me a bigot and supporter ...
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“I can’t tell you how many of my friends have been stopped on the way to kill Jews,” said Zoabi. Jerusalem, August 18 – Legislators from the Arab-Israeli political party Balad voiced objections today to various security methods employed by ...
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