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In Compromise, Obama To Ban Muslim Guns

In Compromise, Obama To Ban Muslim Guns

Firearms are shielded by the Second Amendment, not the First. Washington, June 27 – This morning, President Obama ordered the immediate implementation of a ban on all firearms of the Muslim persuasion from entering the US, following weeks of tension ...

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Why Didn’t The Hebrews Just Fire Pharaoh?

Why Didn’t The Hebrews Just Fire Pharaoh?

By Donald Trump Have you all read the book of Exodus? Great Book. Terrific book. Always holds my interest. But you know, there’s one thing about the whole saga of the Exodus I don’t understand: why didn’t the Hebrews just ...

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Bible Codes Spell Out ‘Trump Has Tiny Hands’

Bible Codes Spell Out ‘Trump Has Tiny Hands’

A verse in Deuteronomy that bars a man with severed or crushed genitals from marrying serves as the starting point for a string of letters. Jerusalem, June 26 – Scholars exploring the Biblical text for clues to current events have ...

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Palestinians Call Rahab Zionist Collaborator

Palestinians Call Rahab Zionist Collaborator

Police officials said Rahab ran a brothel in the wall of the city. Jericho, June 23 – Palestinian security officials announced today they will seek the arrest of Rahab the harlot, whom they accuse of collaborating with the Zionist occupation ...

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Hebrew Spies Steal Palestinian Fruit

Hebrew Spies Steal Palestinian Fruit

“This is nothing less than a naked attempt at genocide of Palestinian farming.” Wilderness of Paran, June 22 – Twelve Israelite men sent to reconnoiter the Holy Land prior to an intended invasion and conquest have stolen produce belonging to ...

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