The facility is full of insensitive reminders that Jews have established their own state instead of serving as perpetual dhimmis. Jerusalem, December 2 – Members of the Joint Arab List delegation to the Israeli parliament submitted a petition to the ...
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Administrators stressed that no diabolical plans were compromised as a result of the fracas. Tel Aviv, December 3 – Rival members of the International Zionist Conspiracy came to blows this morning over who had reserved today’s session overseeing the subjugation and ...
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“That will help the families and friends cope better with their loss,” said Kerry. Washington, December 3 – In a bid to reassure Secretary of State John Kerry in the wake of the fatal shooting spree in California yesterday, the ...
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To the modern ear, the notion of a US president with balls strikes a dissonant chord. Washington, December 2 – Researchers excavating in the US capital have discovered what they say are indications that there was a period in the ...
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By Jodi Rudoren, NY Times Jerusalem Bureau Chief It’s been a challenging, exhilarating, fulfilling stint here at the Jerusalem bureau, and I’m grateful for all of you who helped make my time here so wonderful. It is a bittersweet departure ...
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Western elites serve as the ultimate arbiters of what is and is not Islam. Raqqa, December 1 – Leaders of the Islamic State expressed anxiousness as liberal elites in the West failed to reach a consensus over whether the group’s Islamic ...
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“I’m having a hard time digesting this one,” confessed fellow MK Oren Hazan of Likud. Jerusalem, November 30 – MK Yinon Magal resigned from the parliament today amid a sexual harassment scandal that forced the Israeli public to confront the ...
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A spokesman cited recently released American statistics purporting to show that US strikes had killed 20,000 ISIS fighters and not a single civilian. Moscow, November 30 – A spokesman for the Russian Air Force (VVS) expressed surprise today when informed that ...
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The first indication of trouble was that Richard Nixon kept escaping. Jerusalem, November 29 – The Dustbin of History will no longer accept any discredited or defeated ideas, its management announced today, after a report found that the facility has ...
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Current, voltage, and conductance reflect nothing of the kind of resistance with which the Palestinian media, leadership, schools, and society have bombarded them since birth. Ramallah, November 29 – Palestinian students encountering the notion of resistance in electrical circuits expressed ...
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