There will be no Jewish residents of either country barred from holding public office, serving in the army, or wielding authority over non-Jews. Damascus, August 12 – Syria is poised to become a country in which no persecution of Jews ...
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Google Israel representative Etaoin Shrdlu anticipates that schools, phone companies, and other organizations that depend on alphabetization will almost all adopt the new alphabet order by 2025. Hertzliya, August 12 – Just days after announcing its reorganization under a new ...
Read More »Palestinians Praised For Recycling Bottles As Molotov Cocktails
“Now we can say that the Palestinian cause is supported by none other than the prestigious environmental organization Greenpeace. Amsterdam, August 11 – A leading environmental organization lauded Palestinian groups today for promoting ecologically sensitive policies by repurposing used bottles ...
Read More »Labor MKs Decry ‘Rampant Sexism’ In Human Trafficking Industry
“Bibi and his cronies have done precious little to bring the number of men anywhere near the number of women in this popular field.” Tel Aviv, August 10 – A group of Opposition lawmakers from Labor held a conference today ...
Read More »New EU-Issued Tourism Guide Rates Synagogues By Flammability
It includes scores for more than 100 historic synagogues. Brussels, August 10 – The European Union has published a new guidebook for tourists and tour guides interested in visiting houses of worship, updated to reflect the sensibilities of today’s discerning ...
Read More »We’ll Know They’ve Caught The Right Duma Suspects If They’re Jewish
By The British Broadcasting Corporation Our job as one of the world’s most venerable, reputable news organizations is to use our judgement to determine what events our worthy of your attention, and, in the process, to arrive at an assessment ...
Read More »Rabbinate Approves Ads On Head-Tefillin
The decals are mounted in such a way that under Jewish law they are considered adhering to, but not part of, the ritual ornament. Jerusalem, August 8 – Israel’s Chief Rabbis endorsed a new ruling this morning that allows the use of ...
Read More »Tinder App For Muslim Countries Lets Only Men Swipe Left
A second important adaptation for Muslim countries involves the elimination of profile photos that display any more than a woman’s eyes. New York, August 4 – A new version of the matchmaking app Tinder for Muslim countries has adapted the ...
Read More »Bigots Worried Gay Pride Stabbing Will Give Them Bad Name
“Please judge each of us by our own despicable behavior and discourse, not that of a completely separate hateful individual.” Jerusalem, August 7 – Israelis who believe people who are different from them do not enjoy the same human rights as ...
Read More »Mideast Heat Wave The Result Of Secret Israeli Nuclear Strikes On Iran
Iran is likely to intensify its support and encouragement of Hezbollah, possibly even to the point of another Lebanon war. Baghdad, August 6 – Scorching temperatures across the Middle East for the last week are coming from a series of ...
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