Cowardiss said a similar situation exists with reference to an apparent shift in the meaning of the word ‘progressive.’ Oxford, UK, May 13 – The next edition of the Oxford English Dictionary will feature a new definition of the term ‘racist’ that ...
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Feed SubscriptionShipboard Rats Hire Livni As Consultant
“Ms. Livni has proved a master at sensing disaster far in advance of our own capabilities, so naturally we invited her on board as a consultant.” Ashdod, May 12 – Seeking advice more expert than their own knowledge and experience, ...
Read More »Study: You Should Put A Hat On That Child
The study looked at the reactions of 30 women to the way you had chosen to attire your child for the 300-meter trip. Jerusalem, May 11 – A survey of fellow pedestrians and other individuals whom you passed with your baby ...
Read More »We Must Disregard Elections In Favor Of Opinion Poll Results
by Ed Miliband and Isaac Herzog Both of our countries witnessed hard-fought national elections this year, elections that featured a striking similarity: in both cases, opinion polls leading up to the voting indicated the results were too close to call, ...
Read More »Activists Jailed In Iran Touched By Khamenei’s Concern For US Blacks
“It’s not every day that a nation gets to see the empathetic side of its political leadership,” said Professor Yuhav Somgall, who studies the Islamic Republic. Isfahan, May 9 – Imprisoned Iranians being held for trying to defend human and ...
Read More »Zionist-Controlled Media Somehow Unable To Control Israel Coverage
“I would never have assumed the Jewish media overlords would permit such things to happen. But here we are,” said UN adviser Richard Falk. New York, May 7 – Analysts at the United Nations held a meeting today to discuss the curious phenomenon ...
Read More »Rabbis: Avoid Gharqad Wood In Lag BaOmer Bonfires
Judaism authority Ali Abunimah says the Rabbis saw fit to warn Israelis not to use it because of their fundamental insecurity about their faith. Jerusalem, May 6 – In advance of the minor festival of Lag BaOmer that begins Wednesday night, ...
Read More »IDF Imposes Comfort Zone Around Gaza
“Coupled with the fatalism that life in Gaza under Hamas generates, this is a natural proving ground for the use of a comfort zone.” Kibbutz Nirim, Israel, May 6 – Israeli efforts to prevent the infiltration of Palestinian fighters from ...
Read More »Tibi Bill Would Require Every Natural Disaster To Include Israeli Deaths
The bill, cosponsored by Meretz MK Ilan Gilon, was sparked by initial reports of the deadly earthquake in Nepal in late April. Jerusalem, May 5 – The twentieth Knesset opened yesterday with a legislative proposal that, if passed, would mandate ...
Read More »Protest Dispersal Station Now Fully Armed, Operational
Not everyone is thrilled with the deployment of the new device, specifically because of its capacity to stifle democratic protests. Jerusalem, May the 4th – Amid a wave of protests against police brutality and discrimination against citizens of Ethiopian origin, ...
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