Ankara, April 5 – President Erdogan of Turkey ordered access to the video-sharing site YouTube blocked last week, resulting in an unprecedented spike in worker productivity in the country. Following the uploading of conversations onto the site that embarrassed the ...
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Feed SubscriptionStudy: Possible To Mention Gaza Rocket Fire Not In Context Of IDF Retaliation
Experts are divided on whether the study will have any impact on the way reporting is conducted. New York, April 4 – A new analysis of data suggests that it is possible for a reporter to mention that Palestinians have ...
Read More »Police: Sexual Harassment In Jerusalem To Decrease Unless We Act Now
Jerusalem, April 4 – Law enforcement agencies in Israel’s capital are warning that the high rate at which local women are subject to verbal or physical unpleasantness on the basis of their sex cannot be maintained, and that the desired ...
Read More »Outrage As Rabbi Rules That Only Certain Gentile Blood Suitable For Matza
Jerusalem, April 2 – Religious and political leaders are charging discrimination after a prominent authority on Jewish law ruled that Jews must prepare their Passover bread with the blood of only certain groups of non-Jews. Rabbi Pesach Blutbrodt, head of ...
Read More »I’ve Already Got My Nobel Peace Prize, So To Hell With You
By Barack Obama Most presidents are concerned with their legacy. Not this one. I started my presidency with the world’s most prestigious peace prize already under my belt, and had nothing to prove. That means no pretense of caring about ...
Read More »Zionist Conspiracy Apologizes For Washington State Landslide
New York, April 1 – A spokesman for the International Zionist Conspiracy expressed regret to day over its engineering of the deadly landslide in Oso, Washington, that left 18 confirmed dead and 22 missing. He called the disaster a failure ...
Read More »Olmert Convictions Means Now He Actually Has Some
Tel Aviv, March 31 – Tel Aviv Disctrict Court Magistrate David Rosen pronounced former Prime Minister Ehud Olmert guilty on corruption charges today, finally supplying Olmert with at least one conviction, something he had lacked in his previous 68 years. ...
Read More »Muslim Societies Unsure Why Honor Killings Not Enhancing Their Honor
Gaza Strip, March 30 – A rise in the number and frequency of “honor killings” in this coastal territory has political and religious leaders wondering how many more young women must be killed by their families before the desired level ...
Read More »Shortage Of ‘Get Out Of Jail Free’ Cards Hinders Prisoner Release
Jerusalem, March 30 – The maker of the Get Out Of Jail Free cards necessary to secure the freedom of dozens of Palestinian prisoners incarcerated in Israel has been unable to meet demand for the product, resulting in delays in ...
Read More »Israel Under Fire For Not Letting Itself Be Under More Fire
Gaza Strip, March 29 – Following the interdiction of an attempt to smuggle explosives or other weapons into the Gaza Strip via the Mediterranean, human rights organizations, Palestinians, and European government figures are accusing the Jewish state of refusing to ...
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