It will horrify Hamas and its minions into capitulation.
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Building Residents Scheming To Foist Passover Cleaning Of Air Raid Shelter On One Another
None of the households know that every other household plots to do to them what they plot to do to all the others.
Read More »Couple Nixes Turning Extra Room Into Airbnb After Realizing It Means Keeping Place Clean
Guests expect a standard of tidiness to which the household has long aspired but rarely achieved.
Read More »Husband’s DIY Triumph Moot As Second Leak Requires Unit Replacement ANYWAY
He thought he'd performed a home repair task that affirmed his right to hold a Man Card.
Read More »Awkward: High Schoolers Show Up In Same Slutty Purim Costume
Observers recalled screaming and gesticulating, but no specific words other than slurs such as "sharmuta" and "kalba" among others.
Read More »Bus Driver Running Late Relieved That Bomb Scare Gives Him Excuse
18 of the last 20 weekdays have seen him leave the depot at least 8 minutes past the posted time.
Read More »Teen Cleared Out Of Bedroom For Repainting Applies For Refugee Status
"A clear case of ethnic cleansing."
Read More »New App Informs Drivers Which Useless NGO Blocking Traffic Today
Salvage some sense of control by simply knowing whose day it is to make commuters' lives miserable in the least politically-effective way possible.
Read More »Consistent High Ranking Of Israel Among Happiest Countries Makes Man Miserable
"Just blow after blow, statistics taunting me with the seeming futility of my life's work."
Read More »Supermarkets Banking A Little Too Much On Shoppers’ Enthusiasm For Tu BiShvat
Tu BiShvat will occur this year in about four weeks.
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