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Gamer In Hot Water With Wife After Calling Marriage ‘Side Quest’
"I sometimes get the sense that woman has no idea what's important to me."
Read More »Jerusalem Proprietor Interprets Unavailability Of Product From Regular Suppliers As Product Not Existing
"Ein davar kazzeh."
Read More »Student Goes Record 3 Days Into Term Before Losing/Exhausting All Pens, Erasers, Glue Sticks
Halfway through the first week - twenty-four hours longer than her previous record.
Read More »Palestinian Genocide So Thorough That Even Records Of Victims, Mass Graves Eliminated
They eliminated millions of Palestinians, down to any evidence of the very existence before that point of those now-murdered Palestinians.
Read More »Tourists Told To Find Best Hummus In Shuk Unaware Stores All Use Same Stuff
The teens argue over which found the actual best hummus, all of them simultaneously right and wrong. Jerusalem, August 17 – This city’s busting open-air market teems with teenage visitors from abroad every summer, as their organized groups seek to ...
Read More »Ashkelon Crane Collapse Narrowly Misses North Tel Avivian’s Sense Of Entitlement
"I pay for their public services, their education, their everything. But my vote doesn't count more? Ridiculous."
Read More »Driver Honks To Urge Car In Front To Get Stuck At Next Red Sooner
He sped up to overtake the Honda and reach the next intersection a full 3.8 seconds before the other car, where both waited. He voiced satisfaction at his time efficiency.
Read More »Dad Unaware Of Rule That Shower Not Over Till Playlist Ends
"OMG he doesn't even listen to music when he's showering."
Read More »Jerusalem Man Hopes Grandchildren Might Live To See New Light Rail Line Operational
"In their old age, most likely, but that's something."
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