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Jerusalem Traffic So Bad, New Road Closures Somehow Make Things Better
City officials apologized for the changes.
Read More »Israel Struggling To Get Stench Of Weed, B.O., Urine, Decay Out Of Seized Flotilla Craft
"Some of our men suggested napalm."
Read More »Child Reasons Maybe Will Get Yes On 105th Time Asking For Movie When School Tomorrow
"There's always a chance they'll forget or make an exception," he explained, declining to adduce evidence for that assertion.
Read More »Man Who Believed ‘Israelis-Are-Fleeing’ Propaganda Frustrated By Crowded Restaurants, Trains
Unfortunately for him, Israelis flocked to, not from, their homeland in the aftermath of October 7.
Read More »NGOs: Parents Moving Son Out Of Room During Plumbing Work ‘Ethnic Cleansing’
This is coerced population transfer and in contravention of the Geneva Conventions."
Read More »For Your Convenience, Package Delivered Not To You, But Halfway Across Town
Everyone knows the kind of trouble that occurs when a package gets delivered to the very address where you told the supplier you wanted it.
Read More »Apartments 3 And 4 To Recognize State Of Palestine This September
"Maybe now they'll shut up and pay their maintenance fees, which they haven't in like two years."
Read More »Nova Concert Organizers Plan Healing Concert In Gaza Once Place Is Flattened, Empty
"This journey to healing won't even begin until we dance on the crumbled ruins of one of the evilest cultures ever to exist."
Read More »Inventor Of Misaligned Shopping Cart Wheels Rolls Out Newest Model
A different Zionist aggravation-developer invented the commercial break.
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