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"I'm glad we have the advantage of conditioning in our youth and adulthood to view all negative phenomena as the work of the Zionists."
Read More »Kids Perform Daring Rescue Of Hostage Snacks From Dad’s Closet
The raid began with a discreet scouting mission at around 10 pm.
Read More »13 Herzl St., Haifa, Building Association Adopts Resolution Calling For Chicago Gang Ceasefire
"Certainly they're as credible, if not more credible, than the United Nations General Assembly."
Read More »Pigeon Changes Mind About Driving Bus Upon Hearing About Palestinians, Hamas
"A fire truck is the way to go. Same vroom-vroom-vroom-pigeon-at-the-wheel energy, minus the fear of terrorist bombing."
Read More »UN Review Of Israeli Textbooks: Dehumanization Of Palestinians, Glorification Of Violence Horrifyingly Absent
Ministry-approved books fall far, far short of the standard that Palestinian texts have set.
Read More »Man Hopes War Continues To Keep Away Reservists, Foreigners Who Would Otherwise Beat Him In Marathon
"They should stay till this thing is absolutely over."
Read More »Only Matter of Time Before Tourists Start Taking Duckface Selfies At 10/7 Massacre Sites
The narcissistic phenomenon has not already occurred only because the Gaza Envelope remains a closed military zone.
Read More »School Admin Walks Back ‘7,000 Teachers Killed In Spitball Attack’ Claim
The school has 45 registered faculty.
Read More »Israel Stymies Progressive Foes By Identifying As Palestine
As with students feeling "unsafe" on higher education campuses, the high principles of the progressive activists and movements took the step of explaining that those high principles cease to apply if Jews as a group begin to benefit from them.
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