“I already have bids in for various ‘I love Israel’ tourist swag, and it looks like at least four or five big orders might be coming my way in the net month alone.” Gaza City, May 5 – The local ...
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Feed SubscriptionScruffy-Looking Nerf-Herder Persuaded To Join Haganah
The Haganah operation he helped support seemed “more like suicide,” Solo had told one of his erstwhile comrades. Tel Aviv, May 4 – A rogue pilot with a checkered history of questionably-legal activities has decided to throw his lot in with the ...
Read More »Practitioners Of Slavery Right Now Happy To Foment Anger At Jews For Alleged Slave Trade Prominence Centuries Ago
Part of a phenomenon in which Al Jazeera tries to paint the most tolerant, free, and secure society in history, as the most oppressive, racist, corrupt, culture the world has ever seen even as Qatar pursues policies that would make an eighteenth-century ...
Read More »Revolution In Mideast Culture As Some Consider Suggesting Jews Only Root Of Some Evil
Ramadan TV series, often fertile ground for antisemitic programs, have cut back on Jews as satanic monsters, depicting them more often now as satanic humans. Riyadh, April 13 – Shifting geopolitical circumstances have prompted unmistakable changes in the Levant and ...
Read More »‘Racist Israel Is Focusing Only On Jewish Ukraine Refugees!’ Charge Countries Taking No Ukraine Refugees
“We Arabs wouldn’t have raised an eyebrow, let alone a sword, if Zionism weren’t so specifically Jewish.” Cairo, April 4 – Governments in the region and beyond are accusing the Jewish State of discriminatory behavior in offering escape and safety to ...
Read More »Advocate Of Sanctions On Apartheid, Terrorist-Run, Anti-Palestinian Mideast State Realizes He Means Lebanon
“I think we have to rethink our approach, because if we’re really about helping Palestinians, we have to- hey, where is everybody going?” New York, March 24 – An activist campaigning for economic, cultural, diplomatic, and other measures against a ...
Read More »Gaza Man In Trouble For Not Suffering Enough To Make Israel Look Bad
Only by letting suffering dominate the physical and psychological landscape can the sacred mission approach fulfillment. Khan Yunis, March 15 – Hamas authorities in this autonomous coastal territory have begun harassing a local resident, witnesses report, because he fails to ...
Read More »Amnesty Apartheid Investigators To Take Vacay Until Next Israel Report Needed
They plan to spend the next several years gallivanting various places, because their services appear unneeded for at least that long. London, March 4 – Researchers from a prominent international human rights organization informed journalists today that now that their work ...
Read More »COVID: NGOs Horrified As Iranian Guards Unmasked When Torturing Inmates
They refuse to take proper COVID mitigation measures while shoving broken bottles up the anuses of political detainees, which has terrible implications for public health. New York, February 23 – Progressive activists in Europe and the US voiced their shock and ...
Read More »Iran Worries Biden Will Forget Today’s Concessions By Tomorrow
“We glimpsed at least one note from a ‘Dr. Jill’ allowing the president to participate in a strategy session.” Vienna, February 14 – Negotiators on behalf of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei expressed anxiety today in a message to Teheran that the ...
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