Exacerbated "friendly-fire" incidents.
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Hostage Deal Fails Again As Israel Nixes Sinwar Keeping Favorite Consort Donkey
"What can I say, the man likes ass."
Read More »Israel Changes Name To Syria So Palestinians There No Longer Worthy Of World’s Attention
"Phase two will move toward implementing policies regarding Palestinians that do resemble those of our namesake."
Read More »Proud Turks, Arabs Boasting Of Willingness To Fight For Palestine Suddenly Busy That Day
"It's so unlike our brethren, to make grandiose promises to us and not make good on them."
Read More »Gaza Refugees Wary Of IDF Field ‘Hospital’ With No Basement, Terrorists, Or Restricted Areas
"How do they expect to deliver the same level of care without all the essentials?"
Read More »IRGC Leadership’s Sex Toys Turn Out To Be Mossad Listening Devices
The prime suspect in the Israeli espionage operations, is codenamed Spank Meidadi.
Read More »Qatar Allocates Extra Slave Labor To Build Haniyeh Tomb
Approximately 5,000 forced-laborers from south Asia, southeast Asia, and Africa.
Read More »Houthis Thought Sloped Roof Would Prevent Israeli Airstrikes
"Some large ships from Iran bound for us have also disappeared. I don't know if they had sloped roofs installed."
Read More »‘Austere Religious Scholar’ Taken, Islamist Terrorists Compete For Remaining Washington Post Obit Euphemisms
Nasrallah: "Expert Student of Underground Décor."
Read More »Assassin Assigned To Kill ‘US President’ Arrested Before He Could Target Jill, Hunter
Pro-Iran-regime voices boasted of clocking that Jill and Hunter were the acting chief executives in 2018.
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