PreOccupied Territory The News In Advance. Barely.

Despite glorification of "martyrs" and devotion to the land of Palestine in popular Palestinian and Arab media.

Authorities are unable to effectively shift blame to Israel for all Palestinian ills.

It will include an ensemble performing the piece 4'33 by John Cage.

"Is it because we missed one?"

Hamas doesn't want to step on Hezbollah's feet.

So far, editors have chosen either to ignore the anti-Hamas protests, or to relegate them to brief mentions.

"We will never be invited to address the UN wearing a sidearm, as Arafat was."

Dramatic images of locals clinging to departing American aircraft, only to fall to their inevitable deaths, will not form a part of the story.

"The Nazis also poisoned their victims in the gas chambers, but they didn't kill nearly as many."

The 5,783rd consecutive year of documented human history that not a single person has been killed at a Palestinian Pride event.