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Feed SubscriptionGovernment To Disappear Entirely After Decision To Cut ‘Unnecessary’ Ministries
Not a single one performs a necessary function, at least not well.
Read More »Opposition’s Immiseration Of Millions Via Blocked Roads, Strikes Somehow Not Attracting Votes
Now just part of the political landscape like campaign posters that most people simply ignore.
Read More »Equal Rights For Jews At Most Important Jewish Site ‘A Provocation,’ ‘Irresponsible’
"Insisting that Jews be permitted to exercise the same rights that others enjoy? What does he even think Zionism is all about?"
Read More »Arab MK Cites Lack Of Photos Of Jews In Land Before 1839: ‘Invaders’
"Lack of photographic evidence for a Palestinian entity in this land is only because of Zionist conspiracies to erase."
Read More »Legislator Brings Emotional Support Lobbyist To Plenum
The lobbyist shared friendly waves with eleven other legislators as well.
Read More »Haredi MKs Embarrassed As All Wear Same Outfit AGAIN
None left to change clothes or to raise the awkward subject with the identically-attired others.
Read More »Man At Knesset Cafeteria Refuses To Self-Serve, Claims Forced Starvation
"International powers must step in to put a stop to the cruelty."
Read More »Politician Unsure He Has Enough Divorces To Qualify For High Office
"If I value my marriage, what can I even achieve, other than cultural attaché in some godforsaken hellhole?"
Read More »Knesset Tricks Just Stop Oil Into Providing New Committee Room Paint Job
"I'd have picked a different color, but yellow is fine."
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