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Activist At Loss Without Hostage Rallies To Hijack Against Bibi
For regular demonstrators, it represents something close to an existential career crisis.
Read More »Activists Declare 45-Minute Hunger Strike In Solidarity With Palestinian Detainees
Still hungrier than anyone in Gaza.
Read More »Israeli Left Scratches Maduro From Shortlist Of Electoral Saviors
"Who's left? Literally?"
Read More »Left-Wing Parties, NGOs Glad For EU Funding, Don’t Need Minnesota Daycare Fraud Schemes
Walz apparently believes his state's welfare system exists to fund foreigners, currently mostly Somalians, so why not Israeli left-wingers?
Read More »Hunger Strike For Your Cause: New Diet Plan Turns Political Rage Into Weight Loss
"Political outrage? That's renewable energy."
Read More »Polls Now Pitting Netanyahu Against Cheeses; ‘More Credible Than Current Rivals’
Parmesan, while outpolling both Gantz and Lapid, fares poorly when pitted against Netanyahu.
Read More »Mass-Incarceration Proponents Tout Data Showing 75% Cut In Crime If All MKs Jailed
The reduction in crime reaches 92% if local government officials are also confined.
Read More »City Councilman Vows 50% Increase In Useless Resolutions
"All we have is bold statements, resolutions, and 'firm commitments' that can never amount to anything."
Read More »Death Penalty For Terrorists Gains 100% Support If Also Applied To ‘Influencers’
Even legislators traditionally opposed to capital punishment on either political or ideological grounds shifted position.
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