The photograph in question also included two other female cabinet members, Minister of Culture Miri Regev and Deputy Foreign Minister Tzipi Hotovely, but their hotness has been overshadowed by that of Minister Shaked. Jerusalem, May 17 – An ultra-orthodox ...
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Feed SubscriptionRabbis: Avoid Gharqad Wood In Lag BaOmer Bonfires
Judaism authority Ali Abunimah says the Rabbis saw fit to warn Israelis not to use it because of their fundamental insecurity about their faith. Jerusalem, May 6 – In advance of the minor festival of Lag BaOmer that begins Wednesday night, ...
Read More »Haredi Transport Minister To Airbrush Women From Driver License Photos
Aides to the minister said existing licenses would not be recalled and reissued to conform to the guidelines, as such a ruling would be unduly disruptive and unfair to the public. Jerusalem, April 30 – Incoming Minister of Transport Moshe ...
Read More »Muslims Demand Everest Be Made Shorter Than Al-Aqsa
Historically, the Muslim rulers of Jerusalem were able to enforce a ban on non-Muslim structures higher than Al Aqsa, but did not always choose to do so. Mecca, April 23 – Islamic authorities expressed outrage today that any structure would ...
Read More »Synagogue Cancels Holocaust Memorial Event Lest It Offend Muslims
Congregation members would instead be invited to a colloquium with local Muslim leaders to discuss the Palestinian experience of oppression. New York, April 16 – A metropolitan-area synagogue called off its planned ceremony in memory of the Holocaust to avoid giving ...
Read More »Rabbinical Student Still Waiting For Part About How To Control World
He keeps not finding any hint of how to dominate the global economy while keeping a boot on the throat of the goyim. Brooklyn, April 8 – A candidate for rabbinical ordination nearing the end of his course of study ...
Read More »UN To Investigate 10 Plagues As Possible Crimes Against Humanity
The Council has already appointed Canadian professor William Schabas to head the commission, citing his experience with similar inquiries. Geneva, April 1 – The United Nations Human Rights Council has appointed a commission to collect and analyze evidence that the ...
Read More »Man Caught Trying To Smuggle Tiny Parchments In His Phylacteries
In an unrelated incident at Malpensa this morning, security was alerted to a possible suicide bomber when a traveler from Tel Aviv was seen with strings protruding from under his shirt. Milan, Italy, March 26 – Security and customs officials ...
Read More »Rabbi Accidentally Issues Fatwa
“Frankly, I’m not sure what to make of this,” said Rabbi Grosser Chumra of Bnei Brak. Jerusalem, March 17 – A leader of a prominent faction of Ultra-Orthodox Jews in Israel mistakenly invoked his religious authority in the form of ...
Read More »Rabbinate Warns Gentile Blood For Matza Scarcer This Year
Generous assessments have the number of missing children at close to 14,000, but the Hamas-run Ministry of Health balks at such inflated numbers and accuses those who promote them of purveying naked propaganda. Jerusalem, March 11 – Israel’s Chief Rabbis issued ...
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