“I might also point out that certain government-run institutions have an unfortunate reputation for punctuality.” Jerusalem, October 29 – A governmental fact-finding committee on the relationship between state and religion published its findings today following two years of research into ...
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Feed SubscriptionBDS Claims Credit For Absence Of Concerts In Israel During COVID
Barghouti paused for several seconds, then continued. “What’s the opposite of impotence?” Tel Aviv, October 29 – Bloomfield Stadium in this teeming Israeli city hosts concerts in addition to its everyday function as an elite soccer venue, but the raging ...
Read More »Mideasterners Relieved Not To Have Elections In Which Russia Can Interfere
“Those Zionists can keep their democracy. I’m still going to bash them for depriving Palestinians of democracy, though.” Cairo, October 28 – Citizens and residents of numerous states in the Levant and beyond voiced a sense of having dodged a ...
Read More »Our Situation Is So Desperate, We Refuse To Sacrifice Anything To Save Ourselves
By Mahmoud Abbas, President, Palestinian Authority; Chairman, Palestine Liberation Organization Ramallah, October 27 – The Palestinian national movement has seldom seen darker days. Arab nation after Arab nation has announced normalization with the Zionist entity, even as our cause languishes ...
Read More »Russia, China, Iran Accused Of Election Interference; Jews Not Used To 4th Place
“Being overshadowed in this way should be welcome, I suppose, but my colleagues and I must also confess a sense of disappointment and discomfort. It just isn’t… normal.” Washington, October 26 – Social media bots, disinformation, and attempts to influence ...
Read More »Socially-Distanced Riots Hamper Terrorists Trying To Hide Among Civilians
Palestinian restrictions on conduct in the public space makes it difficult for significant numbers of violent demonstrators to use women and children as human shields. Nebi Saleh, October 22 – Palestinian stone- and firebomb-throwers confronting Israeli troops in and near ...
Read More »Man Torn Between Wanting Return To Normal And Having Excuse Not To Go To Shul
“I’m not looking forward to when things open up and my wife starts asking why I’m not going.” Jerusalem, October 22 – COVID lockdown measures over the last several months have created a dilemma for one local resident, who itches ...
Read More »Joint List To Oppose Any Deal With Palestinians As Well
“If Muhammad the Prophet himself were to ink such a deal we would still oppose it. We would also claim it wasn’t really Muhammad, because that would be awkward.” Jerusalem, October 21 – The alliance of mostly-Arab parties in Israel’s ...
Read More »Siblings Fighting, Yelling Helps Parents Recreate Authentic Classroom Ambience At Home
A key environmental element that many families cannot hope to replicate to a sufficient degree on their own. Jerusalem, October 20 – Distance learning has posed numerous logistical, financial, and parenting challenges for the vast majority of families, but one ...
Read More »Erekat Warns Israel: Dire Consequences For Depriving Palestinians Of Propaganda If He Survives COVID
Survival in defiance of the odds facing such an immunocompromised patient will indicate increased likelihood of foul play. Jerusalem, October 22 – A high-ranking Palestinian official undergoing treatment at a leading Israeli medical facility threatened negative outcomes for the Jewish State in ...
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