A handful of conscientious citizens even cover their mouths. Jerusalem, June 8 – Ministry of Health officials announced promising new figures today in the battle to contain coronavirus, figures that they contend show complete effectiveness of surgical and other masks ...
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Feed SubscriptionJanitor At Mossad HQ Accidentally Switches On ‘Riots Across US’ Device
Mossad technicians only realized on Tuesday that the stateside violence came from their machine. Tel Aviv, June 4 – Israeli secret intelligence officials and agents scrambled today to mitigate damage that resulted since late last week when a maintenance worker ...
Read More »You’re Not Allowed Double Standards But We Are
By Europe Brussels, June 4 – Perhaps we need to explain an important point that you fail to understand, a point that undergirds the framework of our international funding and policy, especially regarding the Middle East: we, the European Union, enjoy ...
Read More »Palestinians Offer Black Lives Matter Tips On How To Shoot Selves In PR Foot
“Here in Black Lives Matter we don’t have that kind of organic dig-yourself-into-an-even-deeper-hole experience.” St. Louis, June 3 – Organizers of a grassroots movement to raise awareness of and protest police violence against African-Americans have received helpful advice from activists ...
Read More »Man Can’t Get Socializing Done If 6-Ft Distancing In Place At Shul
“You can’t lean over and whisper a snarky comment to your buddy during the Rabbi’s recorded sermon the way you can in shul.” Bergenfield, New Jersey, June 2 – Family and friends of a regular Sabbath morning services attendee noted ...
Read More »Iran Physics Teacher Improvises Gravity Lesson: Watch Gays Tossed From Roofs
He came up with the ingenious idea after the older sibling of a student was convicted of homosexual activity and sentenced to death. Tehran, May 27 – Sanctions imposed on the Islamic republic have compounded an economic crunch in the ...
Read More »Media Happy To Live Down To Netanyahu’s Smearing Of Them
“Give some credit to the American media for showing the way on how to save all the adversarial coverage for when a conservative is in office.” Jerusalem, May 26 – News and commentary figures across the country voiced satisfaction today from ...
Read More »Man Pays For Strangers’ Groceries, Gets Arrested: ‘No Israeli Earns That Much Money Legally’
“If you’re not overdrawn on your checking account, there’s no way you’re not involved in something dirty.” Jerusalem, May 25 – A would-be philanthropist found himself in a holding cell at the Russian Compound headquarters of the Jerusalem District Police ...
Read More »Arab Demonization Of Israel An Israeli Plot To Keep Out Arabs Fleeing Arab Tyranny
Leaders feared becoming overwhelmed by Arab refugees whose sheer numbers would negate the country as a Jewish state. Tel Aviv, May 21 – Document leaks from within an Israeli intelligence organization revealed this week that longstanding animosity from surrounding Arab ...
Read More »Saying ‘Before Islamic Conquest of Palestine’ Is Like ‘Before The Big Bang’ – Meaningless
by Imam Aswalo Mafissis Mogadishu, Somalia, May 21 – Let us dispense once and for all with the wrong-headed notion that Jewish exile and longing for return can in any way trump the Islamic claim to Palestine, because exploring those ...
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