Witnesses reported the presence of both grandmothers in the room at the time. Jerusalem, May 8 – The four-year-old child of a man and woman whose respective ancestries hail from different parts of eastern Europe, and whose grandmothers therefore bring ...
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Feed SubscriptionMafia Wants A Piece Of Hamas’s Calm-For-Cash Racket
They reacted with open-mouthed awe at the scale at which Hamas commits deadly violence aimed at securing infusions of cash from Qatar via Israel. New York, May 7 – Leading figures in the city’s organized crime underworld expressed admiration and ...
Read More »No, Sweetie, The Fancy Rockets Are Only When We Have Guests
By Wafa Shtayyeh, Hamas wife and mother Shuja’iyya Refugee Camp, Gaza Strip – Honey, I know you love when we break out the special missiles with the sleek design, but you know we only use those when special people are ...
Read More »Hamas Fires Rockets Into Mediterranean To Train For When Jews Already Driven Into Sea
“It’s encouraging that Hamas appears to be looking beyond victory at what actual policy looks like in the absence of their lifelong enemy.” Gaza City, May 1 – Military planners of the Islamist movement that governs this territory conducted a missile test ...
Read More »Good Samaritan Checks Wayfarer’s Old Tweets Before Deciding Whether To Help
“Can you imagine what would have happened to me if I’d rendered assistance without an adequate search of the guy’s Twitter, and it turned out he had liked a tweet by someone who has been insufficiently vehement in denouncing unenthusiastic ...
Read More »Abbas Offended At Gall Of Those Calling For Palestinian Accountability
He suggested Zionists lie behind the attempt to contaminate public discourse with notions of accountability, democracy, and fiduciary propriety. Ramallah, May 1 – The Palestinian president voiced indignance today ahead of a conference on his administration’s financial situation that anyone could ...
Read More »Labor Chief Plans To Hide And Hope No One Notices
Gabbay intends to ride out the 21st Knesset by attracting as little attention as possible and quietly leaving politics. Tel Aviv, April 30 – The leader of one of Israel’s once-great political parties, now at a nadir in its representation, ...
Read More »Public Figures Call For Tel Aviv Jews To Move to Israel
“Tel Aviv is a wonderful city – a great place to visit, you might say.” Jerusalem, April 29 – Prominent members of Israel’s cultural and political scenes urged their brethren living in one of the Mediterranean’s most thriving, luxurious cities ...
Read More »Democrats Confused By Popular Sympathy For Non-Muslims
“And boom, so to speak, large numbers of people direct sympathy toward those who are not only non-Muslim, but victims of violence by Muslims. It’s going to take some time to digest this.” Washington, April 24 – Waves of empathy ...
Read More »You’re Not A Real Progressive If You Haven’t Reworked The Haggadah To Fit Your Agenda
By Shir Dimensha, Professor of Comparative Literature New York, April 17 – The quantity of self-identifying progressives in our society has grown steadily in recent decades, in volume if not absolute numbers, but the best way to demonstrate one’s seriousness ...
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