The IDF prosecutor might drop charges against demonstrators who agree to criticize Netanyahu.
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We’d Love For Hezbollah To Draw Israel Into War, Too, But Then It Won’t Be All About Us Palestinians
by Hind Khoudary, Gaza journalist and Hamas supporter
Read More »Palestinians Nix ‘How To Rape Boys According To Islamic Law’ TV Episodes
"Perhaps by the end of the 2020's, it will be seen as intolerant and racist to express negative views of boy-rape. Then we can air the canceled episodes."
Read More »Haredi MKs Embarrassed As All Wear Same Outfit AGAIN
None left to change clothes or to raise the awkward subject with the identically-attired others.
Read More »Foes Thought Mass Flight Of Israelis They Imagined Post-10/7 Would Dent Population By Now
"Our premises can't be wrong - those are axiomatic," he explained, detailing the difficulty.
Read More »Houthis Thought Sloped Roof Would Prevent Israeli Airstrikes
"Some large ships from Iran bound for us have also disappeared. I don't know if they had sloped roofs installed."
Read More »Expat Who Wouldn’t Have Voted Anyway Really Energized By Trump Surge
"It's going to be yuge!"
Read More »To Demonstrate Physical Prowess, Biden Tries Kicking Nuclear Football
Karine Jean-Pierre denied the reports. "The president is doing pushups and squat thrusts as we speak."
Read More »Sir, Please Reassign Me From Listening In On Khamenei’s Phone Sex With His Daughter
by Agent 42069, Mossad Communications Surveillance Section
Read More »GOP Convention Attendees Gets Awkward As Prayer Leader Goes Carlebach Style
"Bring in that Star Spangled Banner girl instead!"
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