“Of course there will be those who try to outdo what came before.” New York, March 5 – Police believe the recent spate of bomb threats against Jewish places of worship was a misunderstanding, a department spokesman announced today, with ...
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Feed SubscriptionHolocaust Tourism Thriving, Prompting Europe To Mull Another One
The dramatic impact the ever-growing size of visiting groups has European leaders wondering what long-term impact another organized, mechanized mass-murder of Jews might contribute to the Continental economy fifty years from now. Oświęcim, Poland, March 5 – Each spring as ...
Read More »Smashed Mt. Of Olives Tombstones Getting In Way Of Haaretz Dancing On Graves
“We remain very strict about confining harm to people who are religious Jews, the political right, IDF soldiers, police, and any positive sense of Jewishness. But we draw the line at letting our people come to harm.” Jerusalem, March 1 ...
Read More »Hamas Boasts It Has More Rockets That Can Fall Short And Kill Gazans
“Watch the Zionist cower in fright as we unleash the power of our rockets on our own people.” Beit Lahiya, March 3 – The militant Islamist movement that runs the Gaza Strip bragged this afternoon that it has more than ...
Read More »Next Thing You Know, Jews Will Be Judaizing The Bible!
By Ali Ahmad, Al-Aqsa Activist By now everyone knows of the Jews’ ongoing attempts to render Muslim sites Jewish, especially in the old city of Al-Quds (Jerusalem). Daily disruptive visits of Jewish settlers and provocateurs at the Haram al-Sharif, where ...
Read More »Aliens Admit Iran The Inspiration For Their Abduction Activities
“We’ve upped our intake of specimens, and finished in less than a third of the time.” Tehran, March 2 – Residents of faraway worlds who visit Earth to kidnap people revealed today that it never would have occurred to them ...
Read More »Diversity Advocates Denounce Absence Of Nazis From Knesset
“The same goes for followers of Osama Bin Laden – how can this country make a serious claim to diversity without such people in the legislature?” Jerusalem, March 1 – Social activists decried the composition of Israel’s legislature today, calling ...
Read More »Success Of Israel Prompts Suspicions That Allah A Zionist
“As an intellectual exercise, if nothing else, let us consider the implications of this idea.” Cairo, March 1 – Scholars at the Islamic University of Cairo have raised the possibility that Allah, the all-powerful deity who created and sustains the ...
Read More »Chicago Cubs Hope Zionist Conspiracy Lets Them Win Again
Either way, noted Manager Joe Maddon, the team is approaching Spring Training with the same vigor and enthusiasm. Mesa, AZ, February 29 – Spring training for Major League Baseball kicked off two weeks ago, and the world champion Chicago Cubs ...
Read More »Census Puts Jerusalem At 870,000 People, 1,000,000 Hair Salons
Hair salon growth has spiked in the last twenty years, overtaking the population at around the turn of the millennium. Jerusalem, February 27 – Israel’s Central Bureau of Statistics released new data on the population of the country’s capital and ...
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